Everybody knows the pressure of a first date: Searching for that perfect outfit. Dissecting each detail when it's over to check for mistakes.
Dating can make even the most confident person lose his cool.
Hurry not a woman's favor; neither forcer her hastily to surrender to thee.
For she goeth into love as she goeth into the waters at the seashore; first a hand and then a lip goeth she in by littles.
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