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He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
But in a good way." Girl you thicker than a five dolla snicker. "If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
) Your va.ga,ga must have dragon syndrome I think I need to slay it." That ass so fat, you could pull a brothas eyes out with the gravity?
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.
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is yo reflection" "Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat! I my not know how to ride a bike, but I know how to ride yo bitch cuz i do it all night. my numbers not in it" "I Like My Girls Like My Koolaid "Sweet And Go Down Easy.." "Hey girl you got a father? " "I dont care that u used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cat!
Funny Pick Up Lines: "Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious Forget pick up lines, we need break up lines like "is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
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