I didn’t really know where to start so I thought I’d trawl the internet.
Comics including Alexei Sayle, Ricky Tomlinson and David Baddiel offered their expertise on television's funniest moments and, perhaps unsurprisingly, most of the winners feature in the telly shows of yesteryear. [points to real cow] far away.' A patient Father Ted tackles the idea of perspective with Father Dougal THE VICAR OF DIBLEY: 'You were expecting a bloke: beard, Bible and bad breath.
Gold: 'Don't tell him, Pike' Captain Manwairing (Arthur Lowe) famously shot himself in the foot while being grilled by a German U-boat commander in a 1973 episode of Dad's Army - revealing Private Pike's identity all by himself And who could forget the recently departed Andrew Sachs - aka Spanish waiter Manuel in Fawlty Towers - who played a blinder when under pressure from his cantankerous boss for not placing a bet on a winning horse. Instead you've got a babe with a bob cut and a magnificent bosom.' The Rev Geraldine Granger makes herself known after arriving in the new parish of Dibley.
Woody Allen is a film-maker, writer, comedian and part-time musician.
He has won four Oscars, three for best original screenplay and a best director Academy Award for Annie Hall.
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Hopefully they give you a bit of food for thought for the wedding day.